October 2009
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June 2009
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After reading my FB status update "Tracy Manford...
Dan: Han Solo’d? I was there and even I don’t know what that means.
Tracy: You remember, I said “I love you” and you said “I know”…
Dan: Ohhhhh yeah okay. I was taking it to a much dirtier place, like a “Han shot first” sort of thing.
Tracy: And this is why I love you.
Names have been changed for my personal safety.
Jane: Would you call me high maintenance?
Tracy: Pfffffft not to your face…
Jane: See? I…..wait, what?
Tracy: What?
Jane: What did you just say?
Tracy: …You’re pretty.
Jane: *suspicious look*
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Just started a Tumblr blog to keep track of my brother Price’s Gchat status updates. Check it out: http://thestatusupdate.tumblr.com/
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After I commit murder and am forced into hiding on...
Tracy: we can have a hut a la Gilligan’s Island you can make a television out of coconuts, can’t you?
Daniel: i made a hi-def one for glen
Tracy: fantastic I wonder if we’ll have a smoke monster…
Daniel: well now i am NOT GOING i wake up one morning and i’m all “last night was really fun” and you’re all “i’m a physical representation...
May 2009
5 posts
A typical conversation at a BWJ lunch
Melissa: I have a friend who doesn’t like www.tshirthell.com. I told her I LOVE that site and I’ve bought shirts from it. I even bought one of the worst ones for another friend of mine and he wore it to an offensive t-shirt contest and he WON. He walked in the door with it on and was immediately the winner.
Tracy: What did it say??
Melissa: I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer
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I need more places to say things that aren’t nearly as funny as I think they are. Thanks, Tumblr!