Bye Bye Mailbox

A typical conversation at a BWJ lunch

Melissa: I have a friend who doesn’t like www.tshirthell.com. I told her I LOVE that site and I’ve bought shirts from it. I even bought one of the worst ones for another friend of mine and he wore it to an offensive t-shirt contest and he WON. He walked in the door with it on and was immediately the winner.

Tracy: What did it say??

Melissa: I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer

Tracy and Jen: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Melissa: I know, right? Heh heh heh

Tracy: Oh my god, that’s terrible!

Melissa: *still laughing*

Jen: To be followed shortly by I Eat More Pussy Than Korea !

Melissa: *suddenly serious* Now that’s GROSS.