Bye Bye Mailbox

After I commit murder and am forced into hiding on a desert island:

Tracy: we can have a hut a la Gilligan’s Island
you can make a television out of coconuts, can’t you?

Daniel: i made a hi-def one for glen

Tracy: fantastic
I wonder if we’ll have a smoke monster…

Daniel: well now i am NOT GOING
i wake up one morning and i’m all “last night was really fun” and you’re all “i’m a physical representation of a dead girl. time for waffles”

Tracy: hey you still had fun
AND you get waffles.

Daniel: eh, good point